So, you woke up this morning and thought, “You know what? I’m going to change lives today.” And by that, I mean you’re about to whip up an egg salad so legendary that your ancestors will look down upon you and nod approvingly. Congratulations—this is your moment. Let’s get started.
Ingredients:
- 2 boiled eggs 🥚🥚 (treat them gently, they’re already having an existential crisis)
- 1 spoon of mayo (because life is better with creamy chaos)
- ½ spoon of ketchup (controversial, yet intriguing)
- A dollop of mustard (a sophisticated zing to impress the snobs)
- Optional capers (if you feel fancy or want to confuse your tastebuds)
- Spices like salt, pepper, or whatever you want to flex with
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